The Republic of Fonua is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.505 billion Fonuans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Fonuan economy, worth 78.8 trillion englas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 52,381 englas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, one can wake up in Fonua and have breakfast in Bigtopia, Fonua has designated Fonua City as its capital city, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Fonua in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Fonua's national animal is the fonuan lion.

Fonua is ranked 266,352^nd in the world and 12^th in Regio for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.