The Lost Protectorate of Followmee is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Miss Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.591 billion Followers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of This Way. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The strong Followmeean economy, worth 319 trillion leads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 57,215 leads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Miss Leader is a silly poophead, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Followmee's national animal is the vulture and its national religion is GPS.

Followmee is ranked 260,975^th in the world and 8^th in Fifth Wall for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.