The Republic of Fogfire Lighthouse Keeper is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.067 billion Fogfire Lighthouse Keeperians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Fogfire Lighthouse Keeperian economy, worth 482 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,994 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fogfire Lighthouse Keeper's national animal is the porpoise.

Fogfire Lighthouse Keeper is ranked 191,570^th in the world and 1^st in Fogfire Point for Largest Black Market, with 560 billion Standard Monetary Units.