The Confused State of Florifa is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Carlisle Crist with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.773 billion Florifans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imaim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Florifan economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion Dollas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,460 Dollas, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, Jennifer Government is banned, and shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Florifa's national animal is the Gator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chaos.

Florifa is ranked 322,024^th in the world and 4^th in Carinthian Federation for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.