The Borderlands of Floofith is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Yamamura Okugishi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 2.442 billion Floofithians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harka. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Floofithian economy, worth 241 trillion Lemoniuses a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,066 Lemoniuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofith's national animal is the Southern Ground hornbill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floofith is ranked 19,857^th in the world and 1^st in The Greater Holy Roman Empire for Highest Poor Incomes, with 91,728.1 Standard Monetary Units.