The Rogue Nation of Flixer is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 803 million Flixerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felix Farón. The average income tax rate is 71.8%.

The thriving Flixerian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Dillars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 97,524 Dillars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flixer's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flixer is ranked 275,635^th in the world and 324^th in The Creeds for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.64 pounds of wildlife per square mile.