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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Black Market: 5th
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Flibble
The Oppressive Mighty One
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Flibblers

Population39.132 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.132 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 42,283 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,080,544 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Oppressive Mighty One's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 23rd in the world and 1st in Antarctica for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 57,883.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Black Market: 5thMost Patriotic: 6thLargest Governments: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 7thMost Developed: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thMost Secular: 9thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10thHighest Poor Incomes: 11thHighest Economic Output: 14thSmartest Citizens: 17thHealthiest Citizens: 19thMost Advanced Public Education: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29thHighest Average Tax Rates: 34thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 140thMost Subsidized Industry: 542ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 630thMost Stationary: 1,130thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,365thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,454thLargest Populations: 1,909thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,033rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,396thTop
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Most Influential: 6,194thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,208thRudest Citizens: 7,547thMost Authoritarian: 11,755thMost Efficient Economies: 14,940thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,222ndLargest Insurance Industry: 20,481stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,544thMost Inclusive: 23,817th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, The Oppressive Mighty One's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, Flibble Central spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.

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