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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Flibble
The Oppressive Mighty One
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Flibblers

Population42.778 billion

CapitalFlibble Central
LeaderThe Oppressive Mighty One

CurrencyFlaaben
AnimalFlibbitybobble

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.778 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 49,142 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,148,781 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and the dead of Flibblers have taken on a healthy glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 2,575th in the world and 6th in Antarctica for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,513.13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rdMost Patriotic: 5thLowest Crime Rates: 5thHighest Economic Output: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 6thHighest Average Incomes: 6thMost Developed: 7thMost Secular: 7thLargest Governments: 7thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9thLongest Average Lifespans: 9thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13thHealthiest Citizens: 16thSmartest Citizens: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 18thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 27thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 70thMost Scientifically Advanced: 111thMost Subsidized Industry: 523rdMost Stationary: 673rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 900thLargest Welfare Programs: 988thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,206thLargest Populations: 1,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,920thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,575thMost Efficient Economies: 2,796thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,888thMost Influential: 4,935thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,988thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,190thRudest Citizens: 6,048thMost Authoritarian: 6,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,670thMost Conservative: 11,595thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,341stTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,005thMost Extreme: 32,755th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the dead of Flibblers have taken on a healthy glow.
  • : Flibblers lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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