Population | 39.132 billion |
Capital | Flibble Central |
Leader | The Oppressive Mighty One |
Currency | Flaaben |
Animal | Flibbitybobble |
The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.132 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 42,283 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,080,544 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Oppressive Mighty One's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Flibblers is ranked 23rd in the world and 1st in Antarctica for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 57,883.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, The Oppressive Mighty One's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, Flibble Central spends billions upgrading public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Flibblers, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.