
| Population | 42.778 billion |
| Capital | Flibble Central |
| Leader | The Oppressive Mighty One |
| Currency | Flaaben |
| Animal | Flibbitybobble |
The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.778 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 49,142 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,148,781 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and the dead of Flibblers have taken on a healthy glow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Flibblers is ranked 2,575th in the world and 6th in Antarctica for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,513.13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Flibblers, the dead of Flibblers have taken on a healthy glow.
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Flibblers lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Flibblers, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
- : Following new legislation in
Flibblers, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
- : Following new legislation in
Flibblers, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in
Flibblers, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
- : Following new legislation in
Flibblers, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.
- : Following new legislation in
Flibblers, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
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Flibblers, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
- : Following new legislation in
Flibblers, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.






























































































