The Imperial States of Flex Lexington is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Cornelius Maximilian IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.052 billion Flexicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flex Lexingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,949 trillion Flexes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,309 Flexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", Emperor Cornelius Maximilian IV has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flex Lexington's national animal is the Imperial Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Flex Lexington is ranked 5,041^st in the world and 100^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 206.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.