The Federation of Flameshitters is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pete Boner with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.256 billion Flameshittersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Placard de Caca. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flameshittersian economy, worth 822 trillion weeds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,509 weeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The right to counsel goes both ways, a flying elephant and Prime Minister Pete Boner share the same nickname, economics is a shrinking field, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is totally unknown. Flameshitters's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flameshitters is ranked 117,722^nd in the world and 1^st in Union of Suckassington TWO for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,548.89 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.