The Magical Islands of Fivalia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aelithilithos with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 2.395 billion Fivalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nawtig. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fivalian economy, worth 346 trillion pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 144,840 pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fivalia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unorganized Sardior Worship.

Fivalia is ranked 3,172^nd in the world and 10^th in Cape of Good Hope for Nicest Citizens, with 59.44 average smiles per day.