The Kingdom of Firstreich is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 412 million Firstreichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The strong Firstreichian economy, worth 20.7 trillion 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,126 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Firstreich, and almost all products in Firstreich are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Firstreich's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Firstreich is ranked 277,929^th in the world and 15,705^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 412 million capita.