The Confederacy of Finmany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bert Finmany the XV with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 25.638 billion Finmanyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Finmanyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,862 trillion Finmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,673 Finmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Finmany, and everything stops come summertime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finmany's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rileyism.

Finmany is ranked 3,059^th in the world and 5^th in Christmas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,338.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.