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Largest Retail Industry: 7,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,638thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,739th
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Final Fantasy 9

Population8.941 billion

CapitalSquare
LeaderMoogle
FaithCrystals

Currencymark
Animalkiwi

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 9 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.941 billion Final Fantasy 9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Final Fantasy 9ian economy, worth 681 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 76,237 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, the fattest folk in Final Fantasy 9 look to be the happiest ones, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the Final Fantasy 9ian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 9's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 9 is ranked 157,398th in the world and 13th in Square Enix for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 989.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 7,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,638thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,739thMost Primitive: 21,504thLargest Mining Sector: 24,487thMost Devout: 25,331stLargest Black Market: 28,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 31,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 32,801st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Final Fantasy 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Final Fantasy 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Final Fantasy 9's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Final Fantasy 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 9, the Final Fantasy 9ian government is the world's largest NGO.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 9, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 9, the fattest folk in Final Fantasy 9 look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 9, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 9, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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