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Nudest: 5,866thLargest Retail Industry: 10,487thLargest Mining Sector: 12,327th
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Final Fantasy 7

Population9.026 billion

CapitalSqure
LeaderMoogle
FaithCrystals

Currencypeso
Animalporpoise

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 7 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.026 billion Final Fantasy 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squre. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The powerhouse Final Fantasy 7ian economy, worth 756 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 83,765 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 7's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 7 is ranked 13,431st in the world and 1st in Square Enix for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,447.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Nudest: 5,866thLargest Retail Industry: 10,487thLargest Mining Sector: 12,327thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,431stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,065thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,622ndSafest: 29,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,472nd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 7's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Final Fantasy 7's influence in Square Enix rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Final Fantasy 7's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 7, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 7, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 7, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 7, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 7, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 7, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 7, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.

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