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Nudest: 3,243rdLargest Mining Sector: 14,891stMost Devout: 20,080th
The JRPG of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
This will be it.
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Final Fantasy 4

Population9.098 billion

CapitalSquare
LeaderChocobo
FaithCrystals

Currencyguilder
Animalswan

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 4 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Chocobo with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.098 billion Final Fantasy 4ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.6%.

The powerhouse Final Fantasy 4ian economy, worth 805 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 88,497 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,807 per year while the poor average 18,002, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, nobody likes bad boys any more, the government is reining in public spending, and lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 4's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 4 is ranked 260,936th in the world and 30th in Square Enix for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.04 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 3,243rdTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 14,891stTop
10%
Most Devout: 20,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,144thLargest Black Market: 21,518thMost Avoided: 25,177thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,946thLargest Insurance Industry: 31,303rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31,488th
Top
5%
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Final Fantasy 4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Final Fantasy 4 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Final Fantasy 4's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Final Fantasy 4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Largest Insurance Industry, and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 4, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 4, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 4, nobody likes bad boys any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 4, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 4, swings are banned for being a danger to children.

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