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Largest Mining Sector: 8,176thLargest Retail Industry: 12,271stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,001st
The JRPG of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
This really is the final one!
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Final Fantasy 16

Population8.995 billion

CapitalSquare
LeaderMoogle
FaithCrystals

Currencyrupee
Animalkangaroo

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 16 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.995 billion Final Fantasy 16ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 16ian economy, worth 900 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,061 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and when their backs are against the walls Final Fantasy 16ians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 16's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 16 is ranked 220,991st in the world and 16th in Square Enix for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 777.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 8,176thLargest Retail Industry: 12,271stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,001stTop
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Largest Black Market: 24,324thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,246thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,552nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 16's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Final Fantasy 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 16, when their backs are against the walls Final Fantasy 16ians look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 16, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 16, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 16, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 16, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Final Fantasy 16 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Final Fantasy 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Final Fantasy 16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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