The Dedication of Fighting Crime is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 702 million Fighting Crimeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 6.4%.

The thriving Fighting Crimean economy, worth 51.2 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,905 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Fighting Crimean weed picker are way up, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Fighting Crime's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fighting Crime is ranked 50,102^nd in the world and 225^th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.