The Holy Empire of Field Marshal Jacob the Mad Doomguy is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.053 billion Doomguys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mars City. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Doomguy economy, worth 515 trillion Shotgun Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,659 Shotgun Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Field Marshal Jacob the Mad Doomguy's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Field Marshal Jacob the Mad Doomguy is ranked 175,248^th in the world and 42^nd in Valentine Day for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 131.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.