The Kingdom of Fidisi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann Beer with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 39.797 billion Fidisiés are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phidisioúpolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fidisio economy, worth a remarkable 8,672 trillion Vezandts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 217,908 Vezandts, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fidisi's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fidisio Orthodoxy.

Fidisi is ranked 14,195^th in the world and 1^st in Corfu for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,238.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.