The Manufacturing Enterprise of FICSIT Incorporated is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Caterina Parks with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.244 billion Pioneers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ficsopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient FICSIT Inc economy, worth 372 trillion Ficsbucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 114,733 Ficsbucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,477 per year while the poor average 12,050, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FICSIT Incorporated's national animal is the Lizard Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Efficiency.

FICSIT Incorporated is ranked 13,867^th in the world and 7^th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,512.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.