The Principality of Fichtenstein is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.719 billion Fichtensteinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The Fichtensteinian economy, worth 728 trillion Fichtensteinische Kronens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,282 Fichtensteinische Kronens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fichtenstein's national animal is the Eagle.

Fichtenstein is ranked 246,084^th in the world and 26^th in Deutschland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 72.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.