The Italian Crew of Fiat 2000 v2 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Fiat with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.424 billion Crews are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingdom of Italy. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The large but inefficient Fiat 2000 v2ian economy, worth 168 trillion Ammunitions a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,128 Ammunitions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiat 2000 v2's national animal is the Fiat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cubism.

Fiat 2000 v2 is ranked 49,955^th in the world and 1^st in Rome Production Line for Largest Black Market, with 16.2 trillion Standard Monetary Units.