The Kingdom of Fiachlain is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 329 million Fiachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fiachish economy, worth 25.9 trillion Peadras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 78,657 Peadras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, sex changes are routinely performed at Fiachlain's hospitals, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiachlain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fiachlain is ranked 90,006^th in the world and 218^th in Carcassonne for Highest Average Incomes, with 78,657.19 Standard Monetary Units.