The Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow of Felix ArgyIe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felix Argyle with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.851 billion Felix Argyles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catowitz. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Felix Argyle economy, worth 52.0 trillion Meow meows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,104 Meow meows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", smog in Catowitz is so bad that fresh air bottles are sold by street vendors, engineers are reinventing the wheel, and the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felix ArgyIe's national animal is the Kitty Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Felix ArgyIe is ranked 115,928^th in the world and 3^rd in Skid Row for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.