The Federation of Felida is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Chief of the North with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 763 million Felidans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorkmouth. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Felidan economy, worth 37.2 trillion Tuwrints a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,808 Tuwrints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, journalists listen to the money talk, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Felida's national animal is the Tressym, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Felida is ranked 10,773^rd in the world and 3^rd in Coalition of Radiant Atlantic Lobsters for Nicest Citizens, with 30.18 average smiles per day.