The Irrational Hivemind of East Cary Middle School is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hirochi Sunburst with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.946 billion East Cary Middle Schoolians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The 800 Building. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Cary Middle Schoolian economy, worth 314 trillion Wunks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,586 Wunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cary Middle School's national animal is the Leopard Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

East Cary Middle School is ranked 30,929^th in the world and 1,941^st in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 215.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.