The Federal Republic of Federal republic Novo indo-rossya is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.551 billion Novo Indo-Rossyas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novo Moskva. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federal republic Novo indo-rossyan economy, worth 687 trillion Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,747 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal republic Novo indo-rossya's national animal is the Bear and tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mosten.

Federal republic Novo indo-rossya is ranked 14,440^th in the world and 21^st in Concord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,749.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.