The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, lack of airports, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.284 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth an astonishing 10,137 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 476,279 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Fauzjhia, government officials who do an offal job get smoked, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Darklight Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 193^rd in the world and 7^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 27,144.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.