The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zombie Audrey-Satania Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.607 billion Fauzjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxes City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauzjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,625 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 385,112 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, the big red machine has ground to a halt, Fauzjhia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzjhia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Communism.

Fauzjhia is ranked 245,504^th in the world and 7,406^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.07 Weapons Per Person.