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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,823rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,666th
The RIGHT HAND OF KARL FARTZ of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT
THE GOD KING OF ALL FARTS OF THE EARTHS
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Fartmaster Q 2

Population3.671 billion

CapitalFARTSBERG
LeaderTHE GOD KING OF ALL FARTS OF THE EARTHS
FaithFARTISM

CurrencyFart
AnimalFart

The RIGHT HAND OF KARL FARTZ of Fartmaster Q 2 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by THE GOD KING OF ALL FARTS OF THE EARTHS with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.671 billion Fartazoids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FARTSBERG. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The powerhouse Fartmaster Q 2ian economy, worth 299 trillion Farts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,511 Farts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 231,719 per year while the poor average 22,889, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartmaster Q 2's national animal is the Fart, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FARTISM.

Fartmaster Q 2 is ranked 257,128th in the world and 10th in The Realm Of Farts for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,739thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,823rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,666thTop
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Most Armed: 17,177thMost Authoritarian: 31,464thMost Conservative: 32,688th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

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