The Islamic Republic of Farsiran is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Grand Ayatollah Ali Rezanjani with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 17.374 billion Iranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Iranian economy, worth 760 trillion Rials a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,756 Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", and burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farsiran's national animal is the Golden Eagle and its national religion is Radical Islam.

Farsiran is ranked 262,558^th in the world and 15^th in AEH for Most Developed, scoring 51.61 on the Human Development Index.