The Silksong Lover of FaridulasimaNet is a massive, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.969 billion FaridulasimaNetians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong FaridulasimaNetian economy, worth 100 trillion Faridulens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,208 Faridulens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FaridulasimaNet's national animal is the giant flea, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FaridulasimaNet is ranked 117,933^rd in the world and 1^st in Game of Life for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 684.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.