The Republic of Far Mit Badi Buron is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hyperintellegent Horse Fred with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.635 billion Buronians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falconia. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Far Mit Badi Buronian economy, worth 772 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,048 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government projects are full of waste, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Mit Badi Buron's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Far Mit Badi Buron is ranked 45,487^th in the world and 87^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.6 law-abiding acts per hour.