The State of Fallbridge is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 29.322 billion Fallbridgeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Fallbridgean economy, worth 516 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,622 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A major religion has been named as Fallbridge's national religion, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, chemically brainwashed citizens praise the Governor's name on an hourly basis, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Ancient Lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallbridge's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fallbridge is ranked 31,177^th in the world and 17^th in Ancient Lands for Most Pacifist, with 112.01 cheeks turned per day.