The Commonwealth of Falkland lsland is a huge, safe nation, notable for its enforced nudity, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 634 million Falkland are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanley City. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Falkland economy, worth 17.8 trillion dollar Falklands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,050 dollar Falklands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Falkland lsland is considered superior to that of other nations, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falkland lsland's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falkland lsland is ranked 81,882^nd in the world and 108^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 347.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.