The Undead Empire of Falapatorius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Murphy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 28.181 billion rotting zombies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravesland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient unliving economy, worth a remarkable 9,033 trillion emptied skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 320,552 emptied skulls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,963,824 per year while the poor average 22,964, a ratio of 85.5 to 1.

Falapatorius successfully hosted the The Zombie Factory Olympics, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest government policy passed by a close shave, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Falapatorius's national animal is the zombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Warrenism.

Falapatorius is ranked 61,701^st in the world and 1^st in The Zombie Factory for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,480.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.