The Democratic Republic of Bodhisva is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Étienne Sickleton with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.99 billion Bodhisvans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Still Waters. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodhisvan economy, worth 847 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,395 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodhisva's national animal is the yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mahāyāna Buddhism.

Bodhisva is ranked 128,179^th in the world and 2,854^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,771.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.