The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.408 billion Aerilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,945 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 412,648 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national anthem passes the Turing Test, recognizing the Aerilian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aerilism.

Aerilia is ranked 2,180^th in the world and 67^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,077.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.