The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 29.334 billion Exxosians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth an astonishing 12,666 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 431,795 Xosars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,836,044 per year while the poor average 65,401, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

DEI programs are farming essentials, Max Barry is this year's Miss Exxosia, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, and estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 5,828^th in the world and 2^nd in Antarctic Oasis for Most Cultured, scoring 146 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.