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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,396th
The Anomalous Hellhole of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
The Cast-Off Shell of Humanity.
ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴇʀ ██████
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Exuvium

Population2.038 billion

Capital𝔼ℂ𝔻𝕐𝕊𝕀𝕊
Leaderᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴇʀ ██████

Currencyברקגןא
Animal█████████ ██████

The Anomalous Hellhole of Exuvium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴇʀ ██████ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.038 billion קסוהןשמד are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 𝔼ℂ𝔻𝕐𝕊𝕀𝕊. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient קסוהןשמ economy, worth 423 trillion ברקגןאs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,496 ברקגןאs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the קסוהןשמ military, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making קסוהןשמד any less frightened, military spending is on the increase, and it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Exuvium offered the words "peace be upon you". Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exuvium's national animal is the █████████ ██████, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Exuvium is ranked 86,273rd in the world and 184th in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 65.46 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,396thMost Avoided: 1,656thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,737thHighest Crime Rates: 2,660thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,005thMost Secular: 4,475thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,028thMost Patriotic: 5,139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,012thLargest Mining Sector: 7,725thLargest Black Market: 9,849thMost Conservative: 10,198thHighest Average Incomes: 10,260thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,409thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,678thLargest Governments: 19,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,188thMost Armed: 29,477thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31,192nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Exuvium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Exuvium, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Exuvium offered the words "peace be upon you".
  • : Following new legislation in Exuvium, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Exuvium lodged a message on the Christians Roleplay Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Exuvium, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making קסוהןשמד any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Exuvium, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the קסוהןשמ military.
  • : Exuvium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Exuvium lodged a message on the Christians Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Exuvium, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Exuvium lodged a message on the Christians Regional Message Board.

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