The Republic of Exquisite Malfunction is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning kangaroo population. The hard-working population of 1.73 billion Exquisite Malfunctionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The Exquisite Malfunctionian economy, worth 85.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,311 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exquisite Malfunction's national animal is the kangaroo.

Exquisite Malfunction is ranked 52,738^th in the world and 4^th in Red Autumn for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,644.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.