The Federation of Experina is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.885 billion Experinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 115,568 ExperCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Experinan terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 300,437^th in the world and 16,171^st in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.