The Federation of Experina is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by John Mailk with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 13.736 billion Experinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamdas City. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Experinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion ExperCoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,600 ExperCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing, museums claim to have displayed famous artwork before it was cool, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Experina's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Expanish.

Experina is ranked 23,142^nd in the world and 1,248^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.