The Republic of Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Checo Perez with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.63 billion Novogalaicoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de Nueva Galician economy, worth 242 trillion Peso Novogalaicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 148,900 Peso Novogalaicoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Estados Unidos de Nueva Galician Turnip Chips are immediately deported, the internal market is thriving, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime is totally unknown. Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia's national animal is the Red Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is ranked 13,331^st in the world and 288^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 351.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.