The Holy 🍀 Frog Green State of Evil Turtler is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King 👑 Fire 🔥 with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.171 billion Evil Turtlerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Power of fire 🔥. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Turtlerian economy, worth 152 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,062 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Evil Turtlerian flag, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, people who have lived their entire lives in Evil Turtler are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and King 👑 Fire 🔥 has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Turtler's national animal is the wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is King Fire Language.

Evil Turtler is ranked 284,760^th in the world and 4^th in The revenge realms of the banned nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 301.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.