The Imperial 2nd Reich of Evil Romesans is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Vol Dan with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.964 billion Romesansians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The strong Evil Romesansian economy, worth 547 trillion Reichmarcks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 78,652 Reichmarcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Evil Romesans" on tails, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Romesans's national animal is the Evil Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Evil Romesans is ranked 322,288^th in the world and 17,335^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 0.37 average smiles per day.