The Empire of Evil never sleeps is a massive, safe nation, notable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 1.007 billion Evil never sleepsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Evil never sleepsian economy, worth 13.1 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 13,001 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil never sleeps's national animal is the hawk.

Evil never sleeps is ranked 188,019^th in the world and 1^st in Sleepless night for Largest Black Market, with 595 billion Standard Monetary Units.