The Monopoly Oil State of Evil Billy Goats is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John D Rockefeller Sr with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.01 billion Evil Billy Goatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OIL HELL TOWN. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The very strong Evil Billy Goatsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,759 trillion Oil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,921 Oil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,255 per year while the poor average 29,242, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

Money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, and newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Billy Goats's national animal is the Wildcat Miner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oil.

Evil Billy Goats is ranked 33,848^th in the world and 14^th in One big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.54 law-abiding acts per hour.