The United Socialist States of Evermorian is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16 million Evermorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Evermorianian economy, worth 548 billion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 34,259 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

90% of active duty EAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evermorian's national animal is the XM800T, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evermorian is ranked 193,813^th in the world and 34^th in QA nerds for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 503.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.