The Wilco of Everlasting Everything is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.026 billion Everlasting Everythingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Everlasting Everythingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion wilcoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,595 wilcoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everlasting Everything's national animal is the album, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Everlasting Everything is ranked 51,073^rd in the world and 2^nd in One Piece for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 89.71 on the Bus Surprisal Index.