The Republic of Event Moderator is a small, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Event population. The hard-working population of 26 million Event Moderatorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The Event Moderatorian economy, worth 1.17 trillion Events a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,929 Events, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Event Moderator's national animal is the Event.

Event Moderator is ranked 258,416^th in the world and 3^rd in Flagistan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.